Coronation Street Catch Up: the magic watch edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

It just gets worse and worse for Anna, doesn't it?

First she gets arrested for pushing Seb off his ladder (although she was framed by Phelan). She learns that Seb is HIV positive (although Faye is not). She has a fight with Kev. And now Seb is recuperating at Sally's.

Colin and Moira are flirting in the Kabin, interrupted only by Rosie's ill-fated attempt to distract Colin while Todd and Adam try to alter a purchase contract so that Rita can renege on her decision to sell her flat. Sadly they are caught in the act. On the plus side, Rita got the all clear after her cancer scare.

Joseph is back with Chesney and Sinead is doing her best to care for him, but he's not a happy camper.

Seems that Johnny has received a big fat cheque from the insurance company for the factory. The factory workers are thrilled but Johnny isn't planning to re-open the factory. He's decided to retire with Jenny in Spain. Funny, no-one told Aidan. Hasta la vista, baby.

Norris celebrates his last day at the Kabin before hanging up his sweater vest. Craig is doing okay with his new mentor but he has a fixation about time which is impeding him. Gary and Sarah have a falling out about kids. This follows Gary's confrontation with Nicola who is pregnant. Gary suggests a termination. Nicola tells him to get lost.

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

Colin explains why he refuses to change the flat purchase contract for Rita:
"I am a 21st century businessman"

(in a 20th century business)

Moira brags about her vocal talent to Colin:
"I moved my PE teacher to tears"

(and that was even before she started singing)

Johnny to Jenny:
"Spain here we come"
(Olé)

Oily Tinder punter to Gemma:
"My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear"

(then it must be time for Peter to throw you out of the Rovers)  

Gary to Sarah on why he doesn't want kids:
"Things happen in life don't they?"
(legover things?)

Todd gets a call from a potential customer:
"You found a foreign body in your meat and potato pie?"

(was it meat and potato?)

Roy quoting Anthony Burgess about the Kabin:
"All human life is here"
(and even some non-human life)

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Well, cobbleros, so ends another week. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week.