Sunday, January 14, 2018

Coronation Street Catch Up: the two stripper edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

A hen do, an assault, a hospital and a jail. Just your average week on the Street.

Let's start with the hen do. Sinead is getting married and a nice hen do is underway at the Bistro ("come for the hen do, stay for the roast hen").

Then Chesney barges in and knocks over Aunty Beth. It's not really Ches's fault, although he did fall for Daniel's wind up. Anyway, the cat's out of the bag and Sinead now knows that it was Cheney who attacked himself with a brick to make Daniel look bad. Meanwhile, over at Chesney's stag in the Rovers, two strippers arrive but the stag gets cancelled abruptly.

Daniel subsequently does his Sidney Carton routine and pretends he never loved Sinead as a way to force her back into the arms of the self-bricking Ches. Will it work?

Meanwhile those two mega-racists who are ready to sign a big contract with Alya and Aidan have a tussle with Luke. Luke gets charged with assault and Kev's garage gets vandalized. Luke is also getting suspicious about what happened to Andy. He doesn't believe the backpacking in Belize story.

Seb gets a rollicking from Phelan who thinks Seb's big mouth cost him a job replacing the factory roof. Meanwhile Gary is helping Seb find a new job. Phelan doesn't like that. Anna is resigned to the fact that she's stuck in jail thanks to Phelan.

Steve wants to give Michelle ten grand to help her deal with her financial woes and Robert catches Rana and Kate having it off in his flat.

Billy's still in hospital with a steady stream of Barlows barging in to threaten him every ten minutes. Todd and Summer are missing. Brian is moving out of Roy's and Carla may be moving in. Roy wants to donate a kidney to Carla whom, it appears, is quite ill.

And now for a few lines from last week:

Daniel to Sinead:
"I latch onto the first gullible girl who comes along"
(wouldn't that be Rosie?)


Robert to the ladies of Sinead's hen do:
"No, I'm not the stripper"
(too bad. They were looking forward to your al fresco)


Sinead to Chesney:
"Why did you attack my Aunty Beth?"
(seemed like the right thing to do)

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So, Weatherfield Watchers, so ends another week. Will we have a wedding on the Street next week?
Will Phelan keep evading justice? Will Brian collect all his coasters from Roy's when moving out?
Thanks for stopping by and have a great week. Cheers!

 

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